Being lame since '97.
FALL OUT BOY,
AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE,
SUPERNATURAL,
Panic! At The Disco,
The Fault In Our Stars,
The Great Gatsby
and potatoes are a few of my favorite things.

heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

(Source: slaphat, via grandtheftemo)

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automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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(via thnksfrthcomeback)

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(Source: mewyorkcity, via ruinedchildhood)

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joe-trohman:

"Baby seasons change but people don’t"

joe-trohman:

"Baby seasons change but people don’t"

(Source: hauntedtrohman, via stumperspunk)

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staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

(via verysexyllama)

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forcenturies:

The worst people in the world are those who insult your favorite band just to annoy you

(Source: forcenturies, via stumpscenturies)

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muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via hotboyproblems)

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iblogbands:

folieatardis:

patricksbootydance:

beetwentz:

are you fucking kidding me

what.

WHY IS PETE ON THE WEATHER

i feel like Pete Wentz just goes to random television studios and just walks onto different sets just to fuck with people

iblogbands:

folieatardis:

patricksbootydance:

beetwentz:

are you fucking kidding me

what.

WHY IS PETE ON THE WEATHER

i feel like Pete Wentz just goes to random television studios and just walks onto different sets just to fuck with people

(via underthe-corktree)

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1 month ago

Joe and Patrick: too sassy for you.

(Source: riversgron, via whereisyourboytonight)

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